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Why We Do What We Do A Declaration Of Media Independence

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one news company to dissolve the social bands which have connected them (for better or worse) to high brow journalism and main stream media conglomerates who's watered down focus on softball stories declare the causes which impel us to the separate and equal station of crime reporting in a manner sufficient to make you snicker quietly in the corner of a coffee shop as you read this.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men (in the plural and neuter sense) who are arrested and booked into jail are in fact equals, that they are endowed certain unalienable rights by our system of justice to:

  1. Remain silent because anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
  2. Be represented by an attorney and if you're too broke to get a good one then the next blood sucking lawyer (our corporate counsel excluded) in line will serve as your public defender.
  3. Terminate questioning at anytime because the Cops are probably a lot smarter than you and you'll just incriminate yourself if you don't "lawyer up."
  4. Stop resisting or your hair will be all jacked up in your mugshot.

But when a long train of peace disturbing, drunk driving, robbing, stealing, dope dealing, baby-momma drama smacking, actin' like a fool people continue to disrupt our fair society, it is our right, it is our duty, to report to you in a supremely stylish manner the true face of crime as seen by the unsung heroes (paid by taxpayers) working the jails of our great land. We make no representation of guilt or innocence or the just and unjust nature of the laws and charges. We give you the raw, unfiltered, truth. (just like mom used to make) To prove this, let the facts be submitted to a candid world.

  1. Here you will find mugshots of your friends, neighbors, family members, preachers, teachers, and even cops. They are your fellow citizen and they have been arrested.
  2. They are accused of crimes that we as a nation decided to enact as laws by our representatives in pursuit of an ordered and safe society. If you don't like the law then vote!

We watch the cops and criminals (alleged) so you don't have to. Our nation was founded on the idea that government is accountable to the people and not the other way around. It's the American way, like mom, apple pie, and the amber waves of grain that become the beer on the shelf that you drink to excess before driving and ending up on this very website. God bless America.

-Mugshots Online Staff

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